We are horse riders - you don't have to understand us! Written by Inge Allard

Inge Allard

We are horse riders- you don't have to understand us! Real riders believe in the 11th rule: With the inside leg and the outside rein. We know that all external medicine is either waterproof, blue or yellow. We have no problem, to eat a sandwich directly after mucking the stable. We know, why a thermometer has to have a... string attached on the end. We are not welcome in laundrettes. We don't think a.........nything sexual if someone talks about chains, whips or leather. We can lower our voice instantly by 5 octaves to shout at a horse scratching the floor. We will rather quit a relationship than our hobby. We try to talk to our car to make it up the hill. We have better insurance for our horse than our car. We can tell 20 different descriptions and causes for bulges and bumps on a horse. We know more about our horses diet than our own. We use words which would even embarrass a sea man. We have less to wear than our horse, our hobby is creating more work than our job. And we know that mucking a stable is the best cure for depression. If you are a real rider please post that on your Facebook♥